FACULTY / EMPLOYERS!!!

Did you hear the one about the 2 girls who talked to Tyne? Me neither.- Coach McPherson

How do you turn 11 Vandy men into a bunch of losers? Give them a football. Mr. Mike Ramsey

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a monkey?
A Baaaa-boon--Jeff Stone Cafeteria Retail Manager

What did the monkey say when he cut his tail off? Wont be long now.- Mr. Bill Speight